Well hey there! Welcome to my www dot comic, Buffet of Lies!  There’s a lot of comics on here, and the early ones are a little unfocused, so you might be looking for some PLACES to START. Well, the way I see it, you have three options.

1) Start from The Beginning! The comics you’ll see here are pretty different from the ones on the site now, but they go down pretty easy, and the comics’ evolution can be pretty fun to watch!

2) Start from The Wonderful World! Here’s where the comic as it is now started to take shape. It’s still finding its legs, but the basic, rough elements are all pretty much there.

3) Start from Some Crummy Cryptid! This one’s just my favorite.

But before you get started, why not take a look at

~THE CAST~

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MISTER SAD

Mister Sad is a talking green lump, standup comedian, and the mascot of this comic!  That’s him, up in the logo!!! As you might have guessed, Mister Sad struggles with depression and anxiety, but he’s been doing a little better lately, with a little help from his friends.

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PENNY AND SPENNY

Penny and Spenny are a couple of  stepsisters from just around the block. Spenny has a proclivity towards solving supernatural mysteries, and tends to drag Penny along on most of them. They care about each other a lot, but a lot of the time Penny is unenthusiastic about Spenny’s interests, and Spenny is inconsiderate of Penny’s feelings!

Just like your crummy siblings!

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CINDY THE MAYOR

Cindy is, well, the mayor of Danson, a town located in a remote valley, somewhere in Wyoming. Cindy is sharp as a tack and recklessly impulsive, much to the chagrin of her assistant, Benny, but she really does care about the town and its people, and I can’t think of a better person for the job. Can you? (If you can, please leave a comment on this web zone)

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THE CAPED COD AND ECLIPSE

The Caped Cod and Eclipse are a dynamite crime-fighting duo who go way back, mostly because Cod raised Eclipse. Cod is Loud, Brash, and coming your way, while Eclipse is considerably quieter (read: he can’t talk!) and more thoughtful. They got their issues,  but hell, what family don’t?

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“TENDER RHYTHMS”

You ever see a fella so fit for crime? Quick-movin’, sly-talkin’, and friendly to a fault, here is a man who’ll rob you twice before lunch and use the goods to get you somethin’ nice. Then he’ll steal that, too.

Tender Rhythms ain’t his name, but damn it if ain’t what he’s called.

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TYRONE AND TIM

Tim is a headstrong Police Detective who came from ~circumstances~. He’s got a lot to prove and he intends to prove it. Tyrone is a big friendly lizard, who also works for the police!

They’re the original odd couple!

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NEMO

Nemo is a duck.

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SOME OTHER CHARACTERS!

I’m going to level with you here. There are a lot of other characters. Like, waaaaaay too many to go over on this page. So why not get reading, and find out who all of the rest of the dudes and ladies in this comic are!

~Enjoy!~

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