How dare you “…..what” this you petulant shit! Clearly the gentleman, devilishly opulent (as promulgated by 1. length and jaunty tilt of polished black top hat 2. monocle 3. manservant 4. old and white 5. lavish beveled yellow atmosphere), has, by wont of such opulence, purchased a breakfast cereal composed entirely of diamonds. The very existence, and subsequent purchasing, of this item is so outlandishly absurd to the sensibilities that to then conceive of it as such a mundane item as to be had while breaking one’s fast simply endeavor’s ones mind to conniptions! The final stroke of the executioner’s sword however, you must understand, is that this priceless meal, upon which the hemorrhage of the world’s hunger could at last be staunched, has a date of freshness which has, by one day’s time, expired!!! The gentleman is vexed by this, as displayed, but only to a minor degree. His vast fortunes have robbed him of a sense of proportion.. of true value! This defining quality is the very thing which will, with nary a nod or a shake of his head, to ruin or even destroy the lives of countless people while on his endless quest to secure more riches. The inherent humor is subtle and clever; a coup d’etat of irreverent cartoony wielded as though a dagger’s blade to the throat of the bourgeois!
Thanks for making me explain it, I HATE YOU COMRADE.
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How dare you “…..what” this you petulant shit! Clearly the gentleman, devilishly opulent (as promulgated by 1. length and jaunty tilt of polished black top hat 2. monocle 3. manservant 4. old and white 5. lavish beveled yellow atmosphere), has, by wont of such opulence, purchased a breakfast cereal composed entirely of diamonds. The very existence, and subsequent purchasing, of this item is so outlandishly absurd to the sensibilities that to then conceive of it as such a mundane item as to be had while breaking one’s fast simply endeavor’s ones mind to conniptions! The final stroke of the executioner’s sword however, you must understand, is that this priceless meal, upon which the hemorrhage of the world’s hunger could at last be staunched, has a date of freshness which has, by one day’s time, expired!!! The gentleman is vexed by this, as displayed, but only to a minor degree. His vast fortunes have robbed him of a sense of proportion.. of true value! This defining quality is the very thing which will, with nary a nod or a shake of his head, to ruin or even destroy the lives of countless people while on his endless quest to secure more riches. The inherent humor is subtle and clever; a coup d’etat of irreverent cartoony wielded as though a dagger’s blade to the throat of the bourgeois!
Thanks for making me explain it, I HATE YOU COMRADE.
Dick.